Short Short Photos: March 2007

Her Majesty's Balloonman

Louis P. snuck into the Russian military base Azimov under the cover of balloons.

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Fences and Fruits

A tangerine fresh off the knife.

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The Short Arm of the Law

"You ... are ... right ... near ... the ... crime. Whatever ... you ... do ... don't ... let ... the ... fat ... woman ... get ... by."

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The Only Passenger

Dear Sandy,

I was driving the Langley shift this morning, and boy, let me tell you: it was just me and the radio for a while. Then this kid gets on, says his name is Chaz, and asks if I want to see something. I ask, More boredom? He says, No. So I say, sure, and how-'bout-it: he starts juggling.

Now this is so interesting it causes me to forget the wheel and the bus crashes into Central Park Lake.

When the cops drag me and Chaz out from the water and up onto the shore, they're about to arrest us, but then Chaz asks if the cops want to see something.

So they say yes, and next thing I know, all the cops have arrested themselves.

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Fridge

"I keep all my spraypaints in here."

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Hunting of the Hop-Hop

The Sgt. explains that this is the bunny we're looking for, that he's dangerous, and before he spits in his coffee cup, calls us ladies, and wishes us a good day, he's kind enough to give us a guess of where to find him.

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Grant Avenue

Despite the weather, Grant Avenue's busy as ever this afternoon.

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Consideration

For one, it's used, Thomas thought to himself. Moreover, I don't know if it's been used anywhere else in the city. I suppose the info page on the product should be the one to tell me that.

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