Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Commercial Break.



"Is his tire flat?"

"It is."

"We should tell him his tire's flat."

"I don't know."

"We have every right to be as concerned about his safety as any other driver in the road."

"That we do."

"And he's right in front of us."

"The man knows his road etiquette."

"We could even get his attention right now."

"I'm still not sure, guys."

"Why not?"

"What's wrong? Do we need to put on a tie? I have one right here, and --"

"No, no. No tie. I just -- think it'd be better if we didn't try and draw attention such subtle attention to ourselves."

"You mean, we should leap on his bike?"

"Well, yes."

"Why, that's easy!"